Two things I love
Macaroni and my boyfriend
In that order
February 2012
I am addicted to Zicam tablets
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So much booty on my dash tonight
Goddamn
When single girls complain about being single and how they just want someone nice to cuddle with at night and be all romantic with and shit and then they get a boyfriend and they’re like lol @ all you single girls and then they’re single again the next day
Walked into school today..
Someone looked at me and just said, “Lowe’s? Really Caroline?”
Thank you for reminding me about my drunken escapades on Saturday night
Can I just dedicate my tumblr to food?
January 2012
About to give my declamation
And by that I mean I’m about to fail
Hoy shit my throat
HURTS SO FUCKING BADLY
I just sprayed it with H2Ocean what am I doing
TLC's Next Great Baker
stresses me out
Why the fuck
do my parents always wait until 7:30-8 to make dinner??
I’m fucking hungry
Rejected from Texas A&M
fuck me up the asshole
For the love of god
SOMEONE bring me taco bell
